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Friday, January 18, 2008


The Office - Season Three

The Office - Season Three
DVD ~ Rainn Wilson (Sep 4, 2007)
Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars 148 (148)

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Recommended because you rated Embrace the Eternal and more (Fix this)
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If anyone can tell me how the dots connect The Office - Season 3 DVD with Embodyment's "Embrace the Eternal" death metal album in Amazon's nifty little computer recommender thingermajigger, I'll give you a shiny new Ferrari. You know why? Because you can't. Because I already did.

Was John Krasinski (Jim) one of the many 2nd guitarists while they were making later albums? No.

Was Pam selling merch at Cornerstone 2001? No. She was on tour with .hopesfall. because they were brutal (yet pretty).

Is Michael Scott listed in the album notes? I doubt it, since he's a fictional character. But maybe we need to search the album again for "Agent Michael Scarn". I'm pretty sure these words are in the song "Religious Infamy" but it's so darn hard to understand what Kris is screaming about.

Oh wait. I know!...

Kevin Malone, the accountant on The Office, is in a completely made up Police cover band called Scrantonicity (now known as Scrantonicity II). The theme music for the show is done by a real band called The Scrantones (now called...nope, still, the Scrantones). The Scrantones sounds an awful lot like the O.C. Supertones (because they both end in "tones," you see. This is how amazon's computer works. Don't yell at me.) The O.C. Supertones was a ska band from Orange County, California back in the mid-to late-90's. They might have stuck around into the 21st century, but they sure shouldn't have. They were one of the most popular band on a little Seattle, WA based record label called Tooth & Nail Records. Seattle is not in Orange County, CA, but it's close enough and it's on the same coast, so Amazon wouldn't have to pay any more for shipping. Tooth & Nail Records decided it was too big for it's own pants (but not bigger than Kevin Malone's pants) and split into a bunch of smaller, more annoying labels, one of which was Solid State Records. Embodyment was signed to Solid State Records in 1998. Washington and California are both states that amazon recognizes and thinks are cool and hip and should have won Best Comedy at the Emmy's, but didn't.

Embodyment also (at the time) had a bass player named Kevin.

Looks like amazon's computer ranker recommending thingamabopper got it right again!


Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Currently Listening
Golden State Blues
By Mark Hummel
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SPORTS!

First of all, shut up.

Second of all, I hate Golden State and it's ugly burnt carpet lookin' beardface.

Thirdly of all, I am putting up my baseball predictions for the season because if the Mavs go down tonight, I will most likely be out for a while.

Fourthly and fifthly of all and forever, I hate Golden State.

Here we go:

Division Winners
NL East:  New York Mets.
NL Central:  Hang on hang on...I am going to sneeze on this kleenex that has been divided up into six equally crappy squares.  Whichever one gets the most snot on it, "wins."   ...  Chicago Cubs.  How about that?  Reverse the curse!
NL West:  Los Angeles Dodgers.  Naw, eff that.  They are in what some dummies refer to as "the golden state."  Arizona Diamondbacks.  By a thousand games.

Coincidentally, the Diamondbacks also win the award for ugliest team in all of sports, with Randy Johnson alone registering a 47 on a scale of 1-5.  (5 being butt ugly.)

AL East:  Boston Red Sox.  Duh.  Dice-K mania!  and also, Yankees suck.
AL Central:  *on the bullhorn* squeeeeeeeeeek...attention joe morgan, since baseball games are scored by "points" that are also known as "runs" and not "grit" or "heart" or "gritheartdedness", the white sox will not be winning squat this year.  Indians or Twins.
AL West:  Not Texas.  Crap.  Two of the other three teams are from the GS, with one of them being from the same ugly beard-totin' city.  I will forfeit this selection and choose the Rangers.

Wild Cards:  NL: Braves / AL: Twins or Indians, whichever doesn't win the division.

NLCS: Mets over Diamondbacks
ALCS: Sox over Indians

World Series:  Sox over Mets, with Schilling beating Pedro in Fenway in game 7.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go home and put on both of my Dirk shirts and my Howard jersey.


Friday, March 30, 2007

From Bo's boy, DJ Gallo:

"An umpire by the name of Ria Cortesio [was] the first female umpire to call a major league exhibition game in 20 years when she work[ed] the Diamondbacks-Cubs game Wednesday. And it's about time. This is 2007, for crying out loud. It's well past the time for female umpires in major league baseball. And it's time someone other than A-Rod is wearing lipstick on the baseball diamond, too. (Oh, snap!)"


Friday, January 26, 2007

You are lucky I'm sleepy today...

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I'm sure you're gonna get a lot of emails about this one, but don't EVER send me another email about Figure Skating.  I will unsubscribe in 2 seconds.  I am on a BASEBALL mailing list.  I don't care what kind of deals you have with advertisers, etc.  This was unacceptable and could easily be called spam, since there is seemingly no link qualifying why I was sent this message.
 
You know what, I "extend a special invitation to all MLB.com fans to check out" MY company's website, too.  Where is my mass email?!
 
Unacceptable.
 
Hey MLB, how about giving BASEBALL fans what they want instead of alienating them by trying to give them what they DONT want.
 
Especially when there's only 3 DAYS LEFT (OUT OF 8) ON THE STUPID THING YOU'RE ADVERTISING!!!
 
Figure skating???!?!  Really?  Figure skating PRESS CONFERENCES!?!?!!!!!  Are 10 people going to respond positively to this?!
 
You know what I want?  I want home field advantage in the World Series to be determined by who has the best regular season record (like in every other sport).  If you are going to make the All-Star game determine that, then you have to do away with the "every team has to have a rep" rule because that is leaving probably at LEAST 20 better players out of the game each year.
 
I want Joe Morgan fired.  He is terrible and knows almost nothing about today's game.  He is stuck in the 70's with his Big Red Machine and that's all he wants to talk about and that's fine.  Let him sucker some Cincinnatti radio station into giving him a 2 hour talk show on Thursday afternoons and let's all be done with him.  He is a joke.
 
I want Tim McCarver fired.  See above.  He can't pronounce anyone's name right.  He never says anything I don't already know.
 
The game has changed, MLB.  Time to join the party by changing the people that are supposed to be promoting it to a new generation of fans.
 
I want arrogant sports writers to have their votes taken away for the Hall of Fame.  Can anyone explain why Cal Ripken was not a 100% unanimous choice this year?  If you say "oh no one should be unanimous because Babe Ruth wasn't unanimous, but I'll vote him in next year," you are incorporating personal bias and not voting within the guidelines of the Hall.
 
If you want people to take your sport seriously again, take yourself seriously.  Get Pete Rose and Mark McGwire into the Hall of Fame now.  You know why?  Because they're FAMOUS.  It's not the Hall of Nice Baseball Players. 
 
Stop jumping at every advertiser that wants to pay you $$$ to slap their name on something and start listening to what the people that watch the games and pay the salaries and rising ticket prices want!
 
It's not hard, people.
 
I apologize to the college intern that had to read this first.  If you agree with any of this, please forward it to someone above you that probably doesn't care.
 
If you don't agree with this, please add your name to the list of people that should be fired from working in baseball and repost in your myspace bulletins within 5 minutes or the love of your life will never find you!
 
But seriously, FIGURE SKATING!?!#Q$*#$^%?


Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Oh, whatever.

Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve



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